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Bedroom Commands

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$7.98 $15.95 In stock

Category: Games

Bedroom Commands is a double deck card game of commands. One deck is for the Dirty Daddy and the other is for the Sexy Bitch. Whenever either of you feels like taking charge of your love life, select a card to reveal an action for the evening. Some cards are funny, fun, and sexy. Other cards offer unique sex suggestions for bringing some variety into your relationship.

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 3 reviews)

David U. ★★★★★

We pulled this out on a whim during a kid-free weekend and ended up laughing more than we have in months. Having one deck for the Dirty Daddy and one for the Sexy Bitch means neither of us has to feel awkward about who takes charge — you just grab your deck and go.

Charlotte H. ★★★★★

The two separate decks are a clever touch—we each grabbed our own and got to play the "taking charge" role without any awkward negotiation. Some of the commands had us laughing too hard to keep a straight face.

Timothy P. ★★★★★

Got this for a weekend away and the two separate decks actually made it more fun than I expected, since you each get your own set of commands to play from. We're still working through the cards, but taking turns being in charge kept things interesting.